A snapshot of me


Identification: Aurobindo M
Type: Male
Discovered in: India
Can be found in: Durgapur, West Bengal, INDIA
Dependency (Woman Inchange of Financial Exhaustion): None :-)


Physical properties:

  • Dimension: Can be squeezed into a 120cmX70cmX70cm box
  • Texture: Depending on sunlight exposure, varies from white to reddish-white
  • Agility: Rusty until contaminated with high dose of caffeine
  • Operational hours:
    Highly effective: Between 10am till 10pm
    Effective: Between 8am till 10am and 10pm till 2am
    Delusional: Between 2am till 8am
  • Recharge: Requires 4 hours of daily hibernation with at least one 12 hours session every fortnight. Otherwise a regular 6 hour session will do just about fine
  • Ideal operational temperature: 22? C
  • Atomic Weight: Fairly dense. Varies due to inconsistent level of “Flaky Annoying Tissue” (FAT)
  • Sporting Activities:
    Professional Level: Sleeping in Lectures
    Amateur Level:     Programming
    Beginner Lever:     Soccer and Cricket

Chemical properties:

  • Most stable when independent
  • Allergic to reality TV and Daily Soaps
  • Able to absorb great amount of spicy food, followed by becoming a good source of Methane
  • Attracted to electronic gadgets
  • Best soothing agent: Music (mostly rocks)
  • Every now and then requires to travel to reset the system